Catholic Labor Network

Oh Look!
The Church has baked a pie for the Warden. 

I started working off my debt to society yesterday. I managed to get myself a lovely 6 days in jail for my second DUI in 6 years. Lucky for me I was saved by The Catholic Church. Instead of serving time in jail, I only have to work for the church.
So I got up bright and early, threw together a lunch box and hit the road (Literally) at 7:15.  St. Patrick’s Church is only 20 minutes away from my house so I figured I’d walk. Besides, I can’t drive a car for 2 more years and I keep missing buses.
First thing Dude does is hand me the keys to the Riding Lawn Mower! I was in heaven as the 8:00 bells chimed and a choir of angels sang BeepBeep M BeepBeep Ya! Dude’s like “You know how to drive a mower?” and I’m all “Not sober…” LOL

Riding MowerI don’t think he got it but he still let me cut the grass. I even got to drive it on the street a little ways to get to the next gig. I wanted to take to the highway and never come back. But I finished mowing and had to do some more landscaping the rest of the day. Next week I may have to make a break for it.