Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Food July 16th, 2007
So I’m roaming around my kitchen this morning getting coffee and what not. Suddenly I am overcome by the smells of delicious aromas wafting this way and that. “I’m ready to eat” says my stomach. “Me too” I says while opening the oven door to see what I had been cooking in there. Hmm? Nothing in there. Is it toast? Is it ready? No, nothing goin on in there either. Open the microwave to discover a cold cup of tea but no banquet. Guess I better take out the trash…
July 16th, 2007 at 8:14 am
Or eat it.
July 16th, 2007 at 8:16 am
I ate what I could and tossed the rest like so much salad.
July 16th, 2007 at 9:20 am
(insert rimshot here)