I have suspended my Will and poured every bit of Capital I could raise into what I consider a Vital Community Service.

The Dock a Loogee Campaign

The Dock a Loogee Campaign is raising funds to help police the porn industry. Someone needs to do something and do something fast about porn stars and their lazy attitudes towards lubrication. The Dock a Loogee Campain intends to promote the replacing of Squirt Gun weilding Sound Technicians for Jettisoned Saliva. The charter also provides for a first time offense fine of $1,000. Multiple offenders being charged double for launching loogees, on camera, in the direction of their co-stars.

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