Way up west (way up west),

there’s a story told (there’s a story told)

about a bunch of cowboys.

Tiny and bold. (tiny and bold)

Ridin’ tall. (ridin’ tall)

Tall in the saddle!

Herdin’ cows the size of schnauzers

but they’re cattle!

YIPPIE AYE AY, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!

YIPPIE AYE OH, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!

YIPPIE AYE AY, MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS, HA!